Friday, December 03, 2010

You are a windbag

windbag: noun. (Informal) a person who talks much and pretentiously but says little of importance



Things a guy should not say to a rape/sexual assault victim:
  • I don't know why this happened to you. Most girls have experiences with guys forcing themselves on them, but nothing more ever happens.
  • I don't know why this happened to you. I have tons of lady friends who have had guys push up on them. They just say "no", and the guy stops.
  • I don't know why this happened to you. It must be the type of people you choose to hang around.
...If you do, then that makes you an out-of-tune jackass who deserves to be subjected to a nice hard butt raping while someone tickles your balls with a porcupine.

Just sayin'.