I wonder if the President has the privilege of taking a presidential-dump in peace or if all his 'ninjas' have the be in the same bathroom stall/room as him while he 'goes to work'.  I wonder how they'd radio that in to one another. I think it would be pretty rude of Mr. President if he just suprisingly took a dump without warning his 'guards' ahead of time. Ya see... if they were warned... then they be able to prepare theirselves with gas masks and such... or they'd know to stand an ample amount of feet away from the President's stall. Maybe the Pres holds it in until the end of the night when he's about to spend romantic time with the first lady. But then again... how rude is that? Imagine once the couple are alone in their master bedroom:
(the President makes his grand entrance into the bedroom)
First lady: "Hi, honey. How was your day?"
President: ...... "Hold that thought!"  ***He's "releasing" some steam at this point since he had to hold it in ALL day long... he's just tooting away  while trying to make it to the bathroom in a hurry***


NOT ROMANTIC! NOT a kind thing to subject your staff members to. Entirely UNAMERICAN!