I bought the worst beer in the world today. I was trying to be adventurous by purchasing some "off the wall" type of beer. I remembered the last few times (since living in Vegas) in which I bought 'scum of the earth' beer. These were experiences that I was trying to avoid tonight.. while walking through Argonaut (Denver's target of alcohol). I bought a 12 pack of something weird micro beer which appeared to be delicious. I was reminded of one incident in which I bought an India porter (??   ...something Indian, porter?)... that ended up tasting like ass-puke in a bottle with a dash of ear wax. So...   Like I said, I bought a 12pack of some "mystery  funny juice". Couldn't want to arrive home so that I could crack open a bottle.  Lets just say the ENTIRE 12 pack was a disappointment (yes... i taste-tested every single bottle to make sure that I was not going crazy). The entire pack tasted like ass-puke in a bottle with a dash of ear wax... and toejam. I'm not going to do this venturous thing again because I apparently SUCK at it. I think this is the 4th time this has happened to me. What a complete waste of money.