Call me Double D.

my attitude is real fucked up and shitty.
if you don't like it, tough tittie.
I be murderin all those sucker MCs out there
I'd throw a tv atchoo motherfucker, maybe even an easy chair.
What's my name biotches? That's Double D bow down when... you recognize, foo.
© 2010 Baume Records and Tapes.

Toilet training Sunshine

I placed a metal mixing bowl (wheat litter used) underneath the toilet seat and shut the seat. I'm suprised how well the bowl is situated. I forgot to buy a children's potty seat covering from the store today. I'm glad I forgot to buy it because when I came home I found this plastic top of kitty's retired litter box. This way, he can practice balancing over the toilet bowl without the risk of slipping into it. Now the wait game begins. He's been very curious about this 'contraption' but he hasn't used it yet. He's never had accidents (he's a gentleman) in the apartment so I'm hoping that all goes well.

expiration dates

People do not understand that good relationships take work. If an individual is not willing to invest their effort into the relationship, their love will eventually expire.

Let's face it this is a disposable society we live in today and that goes for everything (from television sets, to marriages, to babies).

There was a time when everything was made to last--even light bulbs. Then some idiot came up with the idea of planned obsolescence and destroyed the world; as people no longer make things to last, but make things to break down one day after the expiration date expires.

sittertime

So I met my catsitter today. Seems like a cool guy. He's pretty young (early 30's, i assume). If only he was alot taller ("Napoleon" complex is real, ya know) & had a fuller head of hair... i could see some potential in him. Oh well. Life goes on. lol

Dec17

Not sure why I'm not entirely over this. I guess it comes down to me not loving easily, yet loving intensely. I don't think it's fair that this day depresses me to such a high degree. It all seems surreal. I would love to wake up but I know that I can't. ugh..I hate my current status and I know it wont improve for a LONG while. As soon as I think that I'm a step above everything, I'm suddenly dragged down (by emotions) once again.Wish these feelings would disappear already. And I still have my box of wedding memories. I have everything. I am so afraid to open the box but I would never throw it away. Not in a million years. It's such a huge part of me now. There's no such thing as forgetting. Forgetting is for cowards.

The only thing stopping me from becoming a full-fledged alcoholic is my low tolerance level. In any case, my liver will undergo a significant amount of damage over the holiday season.

 Cheerio.

I wonder

..how many guys actually fart in their doctor's faces while getting their prostates examined.

Sunset from my bedroom

Not the best pictures (i didn't charge my dSLR so I had to use my digital camera).

I have a perfect view of the moon once summer approaches. Now if only I had a special someone to view this with. The eclipse is tomorrow night i believe. I'll be nice a drunk for that one. Some of my physiology classmates (& I) plan to have a victory celebration downtown tomorrow... once our finals are over.

I'm

pissed off and I blame it on the red-faced demon that visits me every month. I plan on causing trouble over the next few days.

The Wailin' Jennys - The Parting Glass

Wailin Jenny's will be in Denver on Feb11th. This is exciting! I complained on their facebook site about a year ago that they should make an appearance and now it's really happening. I just bought a ticket so it's official. wow... so--as usual--I have no one else to go with. I'm hoping that I'll end up okay... like the last concert (Reggae on the Rocks) that I went to. I ended up getting super hammered and I sat with a bunch of cool ass people so the night didn't turn out too crappy. I didn't break down (cry) in my car on the way home or anything like that. I hope that this show ends up chill as hell. I'm super excited. YEAH!

TSA security.

 Alll these complainers need to present a better (more secure) idea than the scans. Seems like finding a scapegoat & complaining has been an American pasttime. If you want to fix the "problem" then find a solution. If you can't, then you better deal with it. These terrorists are barbaric and grotesque. I want to be safe when I fly. If you don't give a rats a$$ about your safety then you're living in the wrong country. We are the world's most hated. Deal with it or else find a new home!

Everyone needs atleast one skanky picture to add to their files.

My very first cavity

So I called the University's Dental School Clinic this morning. The voicemail recording said that due to the hospital's high call volume, they will return calls within 8 business days. At first I thought about waiting for the return call, remaining optimistic about the 8 day call return. At the last minute, I decided to visit the hospital and make an appointment in person. (Anschutz medical center is built like a University campus... buildings everywhere) I arrive at the Dental clinic and I approach the lady at the help desk in order to see whether i can schedule an appointment. She tells me that the school isn't' accepting new patients until the end of the year and that I should go to the Emergency clinic if I couldn't wait. It took a second for me to think about it... but the "good" side of my mouth was becoming raw from the overuse & my tooth wasn't getting anybetter. I take her advice and appoint the Emergency Dental clinic check-in desk at 2:20... they take their last patients back at 2:30. I was "lucky" because the place was not busy (which rarely happens there).. so they admitted me. So the residency student runs a number of tests on me. I tell her that my tooth hurts when I brush it with a toothbrush & when I eat. All her tests come back negative, except for the sensitivity test. She couldn't find anything abnormal on the xray. She calls in the real Dr. and he realizes that I have a hidden, deep pocket cavity (my very first cavity!). It was hidden under some sealant that I have placed on my tooth years ago. He said that I was very close to my nerve and if I had waited longer... there would've been a huge possibility of needing a root canal. They prep me for a filling and he tells me that since they're not busy, they could hook me up with a permanent tooth filling. The Dental ER usually gives out temporary fillings since they're an ER. This was a good thing b/c i didn't have to wait to make an appointment with some other person and spend more $$ on an outpatient Dental visit. My mouth is numb.. i have delicious mexican food waiting to be eaten...  I cannot wait to eat food using both sides of my mouth again!

I need a delicious recharge

i need to refresh myself with a nice beverage and find something quick & yummy to eat. I'd like to think that I'm doing the North Korean's a huge favor by this selfless act of mastication. From now on, I'm going to put all my energy into spreading awareness of N Korea's starving population. Do not be mistaken...   this humanitarian effort will continue until my last, dying breath. I dream that, one day, they TOO can experience what it feels like to frolic through savory beef patty fields. I plan on continuing my efforts at the Namaste India lunch buffet this weekend.

Dentist's orders

So my tooth is killing me. I'm guessing that my filling disattached itself or I have a few new cavities. I've resorted to using the left side of my mouth to eat. Each time I each solid food I get a jolt of pain that almost sends me into tears. If anyone wants to know why I don't have health insurance... it's pretty simple. It's because I'm a full time student (which equates to me having no full time job) and I'm living off of the GI bill (which is barely enough to live by since I'm living in Denver--high COLA). Oh... and another reason....   THIS IS THE UNITED STATES! Most people can't afford health care. Especially the students. Which sucks b/c there are probably illegals out there someone who are reaping the benefits of the system by getting knocked up and visiting the emergency rooms (tax payers' expense!) Anyhow, I contacted the Dental School and hopefully the can call me back during the week. They have residency programs in which I can sign up and become a full-on patient. Hopefully it doesn't have to be extracted but at this point...  i don't really care. I need to know why my tooth is bothering me and I'm a bit PO'd because I'm not a sugar/candy (I'm NOT a fan of chocolate!) fan. I will buy sweets every now and then but I'm not the normal fat, American oger that many people are these days.

p.s. For those who say that flossing and brushing on the regular pays-off...   YOU CAN KISS MY BLACK ASS.... because it obviously  DOESN'T!

You are a windbag

windbag: noun. (Informal) a person who talks much and pretentiously but says little of importance



Things a guy should not say to a rape/sexual assault victim:

• I don't know why this happened to you. Most girls have experiences with guys forcing themselves on them, but nothing more ever happens.
• I don't know why this happened to you. I have tons of lady friends who have had guys push up on them. They just say "no", and the guy stops.
• I don't know why this happened to you. It must be the type of people you choose to hang around.

...If you do, then that makes you an out-of-tune jackass who deserves to be subjected to a nice hard butt raping while someone tickles your balls with a porcupine.

Just sayin'.

As much as I love country music & fried chicken

I need to move out of country (definately a longterm goal... as soon as I get my career going). Europeans were right all along...   this country IS full of tards. I have to check out the UK. That'll be on my list of places to visit. I can't stand to deal with the stupidity which ruins this country. It's appalling. People think they're so open-minded, but they're not. They're all incredibly clueless and hate to admit to it. Doesn't matter if the facts (of whatever issue that you're dealing with at the moment) are right in front of their faces. I guess it's easier to believe in heresay, than to take matters into your own hands and investigate things for youself. I guess being the self-proclamed "guru"  feels alot better than being the "don't-know-it-all" dumbass.

In regards to the most advanced countries within Western society, America is the country with the least amount of atheists & we're also not the most intelligent nation either....  (have you found a correlation yet?--Is the lightbuld on?). There are numerous pew studies out there so just look them up yourself if you're interested. As always, we are behind when it comes to intellectual/sociological advancement. I can't see myself living here for my entire life ( I know... I must be on drugs to say this).

feelin zany

i'm drinking this Pear Hard cider from Sonoma County. It's deeeelicious... and it's totally cleaning my palate after that nasty beer I forced myself to sip. ACE-Perry Hard Cider. I was feeling good after just one (just 5% alcohol content).. which is pretty suprising considering how much of an alcoholic i strive to become. I'm on my third... which is causing me to become easily distracted while studying physiology. Oh well. I study under the influence 96% of the time so I shouldn't complain. I wonder how super-awesome my grades would be if I never drank. I'm not sure if California produces 'bad' alcohol. I don't think it exists. The truth is....     California produces delicious beverages.

I need a vacation. I think a vacation has been past due. I'm killing myself right now. i have no idea how I'm doing this. It's absolute torture. I need to leave the country and relax for at least a week. Still want to go to guayana but--unfortunately--that's not realistic at this point ($$$$). I have no idea why I'm always breaking my back trying to take care of responsibilities (getting my life together) without any opportnity to play. This really sucks. These last 2-3 years have been the absolute worst for me. I'm long overdue for a break from this stress. This feels horrible. I wish I could elaborate but I wont.

I bought the worst beer in the world today. I was trying to be adventurous by purchasing some "off the wall" type of beer. I remembered the last few times (since living in Vegas) in which I bought 'scum of the earth' beer. These were experiences that I was trying to avoid tonight.. while walking through Argonaut (Denver's target of alcohol). I bought a 12 pack of something weird micro beer which appeared to be delicious. I was reminded of one incident in which I bought an India porter (??   ...something Indian, porter?)... that ended up tasting like ass-puke in a bottle with a dash of ear wax. So...   Like I said, I bought a 12pack of some "mystery  funny juice". Couldn't want to arrive home so that I could crack open a bottle.  Lets just say the ENTIRE 12 pack was a disappointment (yes... i taste-tested every single bottle to make sure that I was not going crazy). The entire pack tasted like ass-puke in a bottle with a dash of ear wax... and toejam. I'm not going to do this venturous thing again because I apparently SUCK at it. I think this is the 4th time this has happened to me. What a complete waste of money.

Can't touch this

Damn cat was drinking my sodamilk. He's not the gentleman I once thought he was.

I'm actually hooked to something... I've been hooked for a very long time

I have a problem with favoriting almost every 'good' link that I come across.... which is alot. I continuously add an excess amount of links to my favorite bar. It bothers me because I don't access majority of the links at later dates...     i have an overwhelming about of links and it's so disorganized that I never both actually clicking on them. I guess you can say that I'm a link hoarder. I think link hoarding is a gateway activity since I have to drink almost every day. I think the only thing that stops me from being an alcoholic is the fact that I can become intoxicated super easily and I still have hangovers that last 3-4days after socially drinking.

Living in fear of not 'being good enough' to gain access into heaven .... centering your life around "sucking up" to an invisible entity by following rule books handwritten by man... obsessing over silly ideas of 'life after death'... ideas that have no legitimate backing....

Life as a religious beliefer is silly, miserable, and wasteful (of your time here on earth).

Why do atheist feel the need to spread their knowledge? That's simple... it's because of the ill effects of religion and the role it plays on a person's behavior & psyche. Educating yourself and gaining the ability to think logically (taking that brave step outside of your 'religious self') is necessary to attain personal/psychological freedom.

For an Atheist... our humanism & the freedom which follows, after adopting a secular thought system, brings our happiness. Education and our innate ability to perform good is what creates a quality lifestyle for us. We (atheists) live within the realms of reality (the NOW). Our 'heaven' is here on earth and it's our responsibility to make our experiences as positive as they could potentially be. People place too much faith in god, and not enough on themselves.

I wonder if the President has the privilege of taking a presidential-dump in peace or if all his 'ninjas' have the be in the same bathroom stall/room as him while he 'goes to work'.  I wonder how they'd radio that in to one another. I think it would be pretty rude of Mr. President if he just suprisingly took a dump without warning his 'guards' ahead of time. Ya see... if they were warned... then they be able to prepare theirselves with gas masks and such... or they'd know to stand an ample amount of feet away from the President's stall. Maybe the Pres holds it in until the end of the night when he's about to spend romantic time with the first lady. But then again... how rude is that? Imagine once the couple are alone in their master bedroom:
(the President makes his grand entrance into the bedroom)
First lady: "Hi, honey. How was your day?"
President: ...... "Hold that thought!"  ***He's "releasing" some steam at this point since he had to hold it in ALL day long... he's just tooting away  while trying to make it to the bathroom in a hurry***


NOT ROMANTIC! NOT a kind thing to subject your staff members to. Entirely UNAMERICAN!

dicks-lexia

For some reason I pronounce the word 'dyslexia' .... "dicks-lexia". I know that it's entirely incorrect to pronounce it that way... for obvious reasons...    but I can't help stop pronouncing it incorrectly. I think that I made a lame "inside-the-head" joke, one day, by combining 'dicks' and 'lexia" because it looks so much funnier than the real word. I think my brain unconsciously remembered it as the 'real" pronunciation of the word... therefore, tricking my brain into pronouncing the word with the "dicks"  in side of "dys-"       LOL.. i'm so screwed.   

I don't think it's as bad as my pronunciation of "toilet" (it's very Jersey).    Okay... I take that back. I think it's worse.