Ugh

What's going on with my dreams? My "sexually explicit" dreams are PG-13. A guy showing up to my place in order to fix my plumbing.... really?!  Am I just THAT lame. I can't even dream about penises. Not that I can remember what they look like or anything. I'd like to have a dream in which I'm getting slapped in the face by a million dongs as a personal alarm clock. Then i get up out of bed and make myself a cup of tea and my spoon would be in the shape of a   ....you guessed it...    dong! Then once I'm ready to get into my car and drive to school I notice that my shift is a dong also.