Current News Bulletin:
- My weekend turned out to be eventful. Met up with a neighbor of mine and ventured out to the country bar/club. We hit it off pretty easily. Just kept chatting the entire time without any of those awkward "I don't know what to say" moments. It helped since the club was not very packed or exciting that night. Of course we pregamed with some whiskey sours as we watched our bichons play.
- My cat is beginning to squat when he using the toilet. I am onto the second phase of toilet training. I have covered the opening/bowl with plastic wrap & poured some little on top of it. This way, he has no choice but to squat. There's no bowl for him which eliminates the chance of him placing his feet inside the bowl while he's urinating/defecating into it. No stinky feet to clean. I like this phase. Unfortunately, i had to lock him in the bathroom for an entire day because he refused to use the toilet with the plastic wrap over it. Eventually he caved in (if he had an accident on the floor he would suffer my wrath) & squatted as he is supposed to.
- I had a strange dream Sunday night. I dreamt that I received an actually apology email from the ex. The type of apology that I've been secretly wanted the entire time I've been here. I'm guessing that I'll never get the closure that I want (which is killing me inside.. hence, the dream) & that he'll continue to be 'sorry' for all the wrong reasons. It'll always be in the back of my head but I know that it's time for me to become realistic about life and each person who plays (or once played) a role within it.
- I had a weirdo dream last night. I was trapped in a Resident Evil-type of environment. There were hideous, flesh eating creatures everywhere. They were extremely sophisticated beings. I was battling (with guns etc.)( a creature, who eventually clawed my arm. I knew that I was infected with his flesh-eating virus and I would succumb to the infected within minutes. I did not want to transform into the undead so I decided to become a martyr for 'the cause' and go down in battle. I threw my guns down onto the ground and grabbed my hunting knife from a holster which I wore. I found a lonesome creature and I began to dig the knife into him, while dragging the knife down his flesh in order to create some fatal wounds in him. As I'm in a rage & stabbing my way through him, he grabs my knife and guts me with it. Sure, I was knifed to death. But in retrospect, my death was a success. He did not eat me to death. Therefore, I died without becoming an undead, flesh-eating creature.
- I am still a virgin. This causes me to be an extremely hormonal she-creature... so Beware!
