being a female is kicking my butt right about now

Feels as though my uterus is being strangled by a cord, right about now. I wont be suprised to find it sitting in the upright position right beside me, all while saluting, once I do wake up "tomorrow morning" (few hours from now). I think I've popped too many advils today and yesterday but I don't give a rats ass about my organs... so I'll make sure to take another 800mg before bed (whenever that is).