Why do these brainless, gremlin-faced clowns assume that a pretty girl would give them the time of day? Who's filling their heads up with such nonsense? The most brokedown, short, egotistical, wrist-flippin', crusty, crazyeyed, gremlin-faced dudes approach me and I don't have the slightest clue why. Opposites attract but only to a certain extend. Pretty people don't usually call dibs on the first trainwreck they lay eyes on (unless money is involved, of course.). I need these people to stop wasting my time with their unrealistic assumptions.
I hurt feelings... not because I'm a mean person... but because I have to be the responsible and pull these monsters back down to reality. It's my crusade for humanity, I decided. Someone has to do it.
